Blood And Budgets |16+
READING AGE 18+
> Eleanor Vance has three rules: pay rent on time, avoid eye contact with her student loans, and never, under any circumstances, fall for her boss. Rule three was going fine until her boss grew fangs.> Vex Aldridge is a hybrid—half vampire, half human, fully dysfunctional. He owns a deer farm, a Victorian office with too many floor drains, and a heart he hasn't used since 1847. He hires Eleanor because she doesn't scream. He keeps her because she makes him laugh. He falls for her because she sits on the floor of a supply closet and threatens to haunt him.> But Vex isn't the only monster in town. His werewolf ex still thinks they're endgame. The local witches keep filing noise complaints. And Eleanor's neck is looking less like a health hazard and more like a confession neither of them are ready to make.> Dark comedy. Slow-burn romance. One very anxious vampire. Blood & Budgets—because love shouldn't cost an arm and a leg, but it might cost a pint.---Pick one, mix them, or tell me to punch up the humor / horror / romance angle. Then we dive into Book 2.> Vex Aldridge is a hybrid—half vampire, half human, fully dysfunctional. He owns a deer farm, a Victorian office with too many floor drains, and a heart he hasn't used since 1847. He hires Eleanor because she doesn't scream. He keeps her because she makes him laugh. He falls for her because she sits on the floor of a supply closet and threatens to haunt him.> But Vex isn't the only monster in town. His werewolf ex still thinks they're endgame. The local witches keep filing noise complaints. And Eleanor's neck is looking less like a health hazard and more like a confession neither of them are ready to make.> Dark comedy. Slow-burn romance. One very anxious vampire. Blood & Budgets—because love shouldn't cost an arm and a leg, but it might cost a pint.---
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Bethany arrived with cookies, a crystal ball, and a PowerPoint presentation titled "Beacon Containment: A Theoretical Framework."
"You're late," Vex said, standing in the doorway of his apartment like a gargoyle with anxiety.
"I'm fashionable," Bethany corrected, pu……
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